reblog to make me give my dog a pet.
like to make me give her a smooch on her lil fluffy head
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reblog to make me give my dog a pet.
like to make me give her a smooch on her lil fluffy head
I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks
Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏
this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
I needed this more than I care to admit
last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through
do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal experience, like being in a sensory deprivation tank
doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic
me: you sellin chronic? 👀
doctor: please sir, you are really sick
me: haha thanks dude