reblog to make me give my dog a pet.
like to make me give her a smooch on her lil fluffy head
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number 15
he/they
~ Thursday, December 29 ~
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~ Tuesday, September 20 ~
~ Sunday, September 11 ~
I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks
Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏
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~ Saturday, August 20 ~
this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
I needed this more than I care to admit
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last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through
do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal experience, like being in a sensory deprivation tank
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i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless
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~ Friday, August 19 ~
doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic
me: you sellin chronic? 👀
doctor: please sir, you are really sick
me: haha thanks dude
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~ Saturday, July 9 ~
Some shit I like 
RIP Vine †
Probably the best vine compilation I’ve seen so far
the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man”...
